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And it was you, not Keaton, who told me that women aren't attracted to men who wear maternity pants?

Schmidt

My mom? You're going to tell me that my mom helped me with my public erections? I drew pictures!

Schmidt

I just got a treat, too. It's not candy. I'm not a dumb little baby like you.

Schmidt

He lost five pounds, he gained confidence with women, and he saw the movie "Multiplicity" 25 times.

Nick

I stole that from Nelson Mandela. I added the part about the Penguin and the Riddler.

Nick

Winston: Schmidt, you can't move out! Who's gonna do my fades?!
Jess: Yeah, who's gonna do his fades?!

I'm having a party tonight and I can't have him lying on the couch, wiping his tears with deli meat.

Jess
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New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 Quotes

Winston: Schmidt, you can't move out! Who's gonna do my fades?!
Jess: Yeah, who's gonna do his fades?!

I'm having a party tonight and I can't have him lying on the couch, wiping his tears with deli meat.

Jess
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