New Girl "Wedding" Quotes
Nick: Jess, you know I don't dance.
Jess: Oh but you didn't know I do this. I'm mime walking. I'm Mime-chael Jackson.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jess: Yea! He has me...and our baby! And our other baby!
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Schmidt: So what I need you to do is this. I need you to put vodka in a water bottle, ok? Then rendezvous with me in the restroom.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jess: We just started dating so were still in that honeymoon phase. I barely sleep. So much doing it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jess: He's so soft, like a towel.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Nick: No teeth! You can't use prop teeth!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Schmidt: We don't want to be mean, we just don't want you to be yourself...in any way.
Jess: Okay. Suppress the Jess. Got it.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Winston: I really just want to get in there and ush this wedding in the face!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Schmidt: Who let the dirty slut out of the slut house?
Jess [in a British accent]: Probably the slut butler, right!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jess: So when I do the chicken dance I do it a little differently. Instead of doing claps, I like to do a peck. It's more realistic.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10