New Girl "Neighbors" Quotes
Jess: At least I'm not 23, at least I own a trashcan, at least I can legally rent a car, at least I don't live in a loft with three...at least I live with you guys.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Nick: I've never been an inspiration before...I don't like this much responsibility.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Winston: They call me Prank Sinatra!
Nick: No, you call you Prank Sinatra!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nick: If I had a dollar for every person I couldn't hang out with because they hate Schmidt, I'd be rich. Like fill my gas tank up all the way rich.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Schmidt: If you track my trajectory I'm gonna live to a 123 years old. Hello, Robot Sex.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 5