New Girl Season 3 Episode 2: "Nerd" Quotes
Winston: An eye for an eye, Nick; a cat for a cat.
Nick: But what's the other cat?
Jess: Drinking to be cool, Nick? That's not a real thing.
Nick: That's the only thing in the world I know to be true.
Why are you talking to me like a James Taylor song?Jess
Let's talk about it, in my perfect two-thirds replica of Don Draper's office.Schmidt
Schmidt: No sig oths.
Cece: Just say "significant others."
Schmidt: Maybe you have that kind of time, but I'm on a tight sched.
I wouldn't even begin to know how to steal a swag.Schmidt