New Girl "Nick is Naked" Quotes
Winston: They found another black guy. "Labak Melno Virich". Means a better black guy.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Jess: I saw Nick's pipi. And his bubbles
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Female interviewer: Did you see the JWOWW retweet of the Gaga twitpic?
• Rating: Unrated
Schmidt: Jess, you can't laugh at a naked man. And especially Nick. Nick is delicate. Like a flower.Like a chubby, damaged flower who hates himself"
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jess: Believe it or not, that's not the first time someone's broken my feeling stick. I have a travel size.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nick: Get out, Schmidt.
Schmidt: I'm the only one who hasn't seen it!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Schmidt: Just suck in your gut
Nick: What gut?
Jess: The little pooch where you keep your extra cookies.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Schmidt: Sum up the last two years? The country's broke. Betty White came back.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 8