New Girl

Tuesdays 9:00 PM on FOX
New girl
TV Fanatic Works Better with Prime Instant Video
40,000 other titles are available to watch now.

They found another black guy. "Labak Melno Virich". Means a better black guy.

Winston

I saw Nick's pipi. And his bubbles

Jess

Did you see the JWOWW retweet of the Gaga twitpic?

Female interviewer

Jess, you can't laugh at a naked man. And especially Nick. Nick is delicate. Like a flower.Like a chubby, damaged flower who hates himself"

Schmidt

Believe it or not, that's not the first time someone's broken my feeling stick. I have a travel size.

Jess

Nick: Get out, Schmidt.
Schmidt: I'm the only one who hasn't seen it!

Schmidt: Just suck in your gut
Nick: What gut?
Jess: The little pooch where you keep your extra cookies.

Sum up the last two years? The country's broke. Betty White came back.

Schmidt
Displaying all 8 quotes

New Girl Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Schmidt: Just suck in your gut
Nick: What gut?
Jess: The little pooch where you keep your extra cookies.

Sum up the last two years? The country's broke. Betty White came back.

Schmidt