They found another black guy. "Labak Melno Virich". Means a better black guy.

Winston

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• Added: November 01, 2011

I saw Nick's pipi. And his bubbles

Jess

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• Added: November 01, 2011

Did you see the JWOWW retweet of the Gaga twitpic?

Female interviewer

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• Added: November 01, 2011

Jess, you can't laugh at a naked man. And especially Nick. Nick is delicate. Like a flower.Like a chubby, damaged flower who hates himself"

Schmidt

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• Added: November 01, 2011

Believe it or not, that's not the first time someone's broken my feeling stick. I have a travel size.

Jess

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Nick: Get out, Schmidt.
Schmidt: I'm the only one who hasn't seen it!

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Schmidt: Just suck in your gut
Nick: What gut?
Jess: The little pooch where you keep your extra cookies.

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• Added: November 01, 2011

Sum up the last two years? The country's broke. Betty White came back.

Schmidt

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• Added: November 01, 2011