New Girl Season 1 Episode 4: "Nick is Naked" Quotes
They found another black guy. "Labak Melno Virich". Means a better black guy.Winston
I saw Nick's pipi. And his bubblesJess
Did you see the JWOWW retweet of the Gaga twitpic?Female interviewer
Jess, you can't laugh at a naked man. And especially Nick. Nick is delicate. Like a flower.Like a chubby, damaged flower who hates himself"Schmidt
Believe it or not, that's not the first time someone's broken my feeling stick. I have a travel size.Jess
Nick: Get out, Schmidt.
Schmidt: I'm the only one who hasn't seen it!
Schmidt: Just suck in your gut
Nick: What gut?
Jess: The little pooch where you keep your extra cookies.
Sum up the last two years? The country's broke. Betty White came back.Schmidt