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If somebody walked in here and saw us, they'd be like, "Look at these two totally normal roommates. I bet they never sucked face." But we did. You sucked my face.

Jess

Schmidt: Does it say "share stuff" in the Constitution of America? No, it does not. Nicholas, what does it say?
Nick: Don't share stuff.

Destiny might be a lady, but victory has a penis.

Schmidt

Jess: Do you want to know what I'm wearing under this shirt?
Nick: Yeah, sure.
Jess: An invisible shirt.

I'll be back faster than you can say, "Damn, Winston, I took care of myself already."

Winston

Jess: Where are your nipples, man?
Schmidt: I'll never tell!

I don't know what "mazel tov" means, but it doesn't sound good.

Nick

Let the Decider decide! I am not the Suggester!

Nick
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New Girl Season 2 Episode 17 Quotes

I don't know what "mazel tov" means, but it doesn't sound good.

Nick

Let the Decider decide! I am not the Suggester!

Nick
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