When you put it like that, it sounds amazing...AND like prison.

Nick

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• Added: March 04, 2014

Jess: Why does your bottom need to breathe?
Nick: It's like a plant. It needs sun and air.

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• Added: March 04, 2014

You're Abby Freakin' Day. You can do whatever you want. Except vote.

Jess

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• Added: March 04, 2014

Quit sorting through my trash, Coach! You're messing it all up!

Schmidt

• Permalink: Quit sorting through my trash, Coach! You're messing it all up!
• Added: March 04, 2014

What makes Abby's jewelry so interesting is that it is dangerous and can cut you

Schmidt

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• Added: March 04, 2014