New Girl Season 2 Episode 16: "Table 34" Quotes
Jess: Nick kissed me?
Cece: I'm still marrying an Indian guy.
Schmidt: Sure, but you went home with a Jew in a turban. I'm just saying.
I just wanted to listen to Taylor Swift alone!Jess
Get your crap together, India. Schmidt... out!Schmidt
Sam: Ice it, 24 hours. Keep it elevated.
Nick: He even exits cool
Schmidt: Hey, M. Night Shyamalan. I've got a twist ending for you: shut up
I always thought we'd be going bowling before we want to an Indian marriage convention.Sam
Cece: You look like a character from The Love Guru.
Schmidt: Aw, thank you.
It was firm but tender. I saw through space and time for a moment, but that's not the point.Jess
I saw him this morning and he just panic moonwalked away from me.Jess