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Jess: Nick kissed me?
Cece: WHAAAAAAAAAA?

Cece: I'm still marrying an Indian guy.
Schmidt: Sure, but you went home with a Jew in a turban. I'm just saying.

I just wanted to listen to Taylor Swift alone!

Jess

Get your crap together, India. Schmidt... out!

Schmidt

Sam: Ice it, 24 hours. Keep it elevated.
Nick: He even exits cool

Schmidt: Hey, M. Night Shyamalan. I've got a twist ending for you: shut up

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I always thought we'd be going bowling before we want to an Indian marriage convention.

Sam

Cece: You look like a character from The Love Guru.
Schmidt: Aw, thank you.

It was firm but tender. I saw through space and time for a moment, but that's not the point.

Jess

I saw him this morning and he just panic moonwalked away from me.

Jess
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New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 Quotes

I just wanted to listen to Taylor Swift alone!

Jess

It was firm but tender. I saw through space and time for a moment, but that's not the point.

Jess
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