Jess: Nick kissed me?
Cece: WHAAAAAAAAAA?

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Cece: I'm still marrying an Indian guy.
Schmidt: Sure, but you went home with a Jew in a turban. I'm just saying.

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I just wanted to listen to Taylor Swift alone!

Jess

• Permalink: I just wanted to listen to Taylor Swift alone!
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Get your crap together, India. Schmidt... out!

Schmidt

• Permalink: Get your crap together, India. Schmidt... out!
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Sam: Ice it, 24 hours. Keep it elevated.
Nick: He even exits cool

• Permalink: Ice it, 24 hours. Keep it elevated. He even exits cool
• Added: February 06, 2013

Schmidt: Hey, M. Night Shyamalan. I've got a twist ending for you: shut up

• Permalink: Shut up
• Added: February 06, 2013

I always thought we'd be going bowling before we want to an Indian marriage convention.

Sam

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Cece: You look like a character from The Love Guru.
Schmidt: Aw, thank you.

• Permalink: You look like a character from The Love Guru. Aw, thank you.
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It was firm but tender. I saw through space and time for a moment, but that's not the point.

Jess

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I saw him this morning and he just panic moonwalked away from me.

Jess

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• Added: February 06, 2013