New Girl "Table 34" Quotes
Jess: Nick kissed me?
Cece: WHAAAAAAAAAA?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cece: I'm still marrying an Indian guy.
Schmidt: Sure, but you went home with a Jew in a turban. I'm just saying.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jess: I just wanted to listen to Taylor Swift alone!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Schmidt: Get your crap together, India. Schmidt... out!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sam: Ice it, 24 hours. Keep it elevated.
Nick: He even exits cool
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Schmidt: Hey, M. Night Shyamalan. I've got a twist ending for you: shut up
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sam: I always thought we'd be going bowling before we want to an Indian marriage convention.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cece: You look like a character from The Love Guru.
Schmidt: Aw, thank you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jess: It was firm but tender. I saw through space and time for a moment, but that's not the point.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jess: I saw him this morning and he just panic moonwalked away from me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10
