New Girl Season 1 Episode 13: "Valentine's Day" Quotes
CeCe: If someone catches us, then I'm going to say that you're drugging me, and it's my word against yours.
Schmidt: Okay, yeah, that makes sense.
Jess: I have to go out tonight, 'cause I'm feeling pretty twirly.
Schmidt: Twirly? Is that like horny?
Jess: I've got the dirty twirlies, Schmitdy!"
This is a horrible neighborhood. There are youths everywhere!Schmidt
Schmidt: Where's your boyfriend?
CeCe: We're meeting up later because he has a little surprise for me.
Schmidt: Spoiler: it's his penis.
Julia: You did all the work wrong, though.
Nick: Yeah, I know I did.
Julia: That's okay.