New Girl Season 2 Episode 23: "Virgins" Quotes
Prostitute: Aren't you a virgin, too?
Winston: Just my penis, baby. Just my penis.
Jess: The only anti-depressant you need is in my pants!
Guy: It's really a medical issue.
So, would you like to freak?Jess
Sometimes I just sit in the stall and listen to you guys.Nick
Schmidt: A tuxedo is different from a suit.
Nick: It is??!!
Cece: I thought I threw that thing out the window.
Schmidt: That only made it stronger.
I'm going on a date with Elizabeth tonight. I haven't had sex with her since I was fat and accessing my penis was like getting a remote control out of the couch.Schmidt