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That first-class ass is gonna be sitting in Coach tonight.

Coach

Winston: Friends don't call friends pathetic.
Nick: But what do friends do when the other friend is taking a shower with a cat?

Nick, you know what a squirrel looks like. You've been outside.

Winston

She's on a flip-phone. That means she's either poor, or a time traveler!

Schmidt

Hi there. I'm about to ruin a date and don't want to show up empty-handed.

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New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 Quotes

She's on a flip-phone. That means she's either poor, or a time traveler!

Schmidt

Hi there. I'm about to ruin a date and don't want to show up empty-handed.

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