New Girl Quotes
Kat: Here are the facts: I’m technically a genius, I have a photographic memory, and I lost my virginity to Malcolm Gladwell.
The only think I want in my mouth is Mr. and Mrs. Ibuprofen, minus the Mister.Winston
When did one on one sex become old fashioned?Nick
I'm gonna Biden his ass!Jess
We are all five hooking up tonight, including the gimp!Schmidt
Winston: That's like the president and the vice president not being best friends.
Nick: They're not best friends.
Winston: Come on, everybody knows they're best friends.
Open your cellar doors, and let us taste your jams.Schmidt
It really bums me out that I will never know the infinite joy of what it feels like to carry a child inside of me.Coach
I take dumps standing up! I'm a man!Coach
Six hundred dollars! That's six hundred one-dollar bills. That's the only way I can imagine it.Nick
I don't want a refund on my cruise and I don't want a refund on you!Nick
Jess: Where are you guys going?
Biology Teacher: In life, nowhere.