DeeDee? That's not a name.

Nick

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• Added: September 20, 2016

You know what they call Seattle in Portland? North Portland. Or Vancouver's shoe.

Jess

• Permalink: You know what they call Seattle in Portland? North Portland. Or Vancouver's shoe.
• Added: September 20, 2016

The on-suite is on fleek.

Schmidt

• Permalink: The on-suite is on fleek.
• Added: September 20, 2016

I don't know if Hogwarts is near San Diego. I've never heard of it.

Nick

• Permalink: I don't know if Hogwarts is near San Diego. I've never heard of it.
• Added: May 10, 2016

My whole life is you.

Schmidt

• Permalink: My whole life is you.
• Added: May 10, 2016

Ferguson is on the elevator. Is that OK?

Regan

• Permalink: Ferguson is on the elevator. Is that OK?
• Added: May 10, 2016

I know you're a terrible liar, but I need you to lie to Cece.

Schmidt

• Permalink: I know you're a terrible liar, but I need you to lie to Cece.
• Added: May 10, 2016

I'm flying to Portent to try to get Cece's mom to come to the wedding.

Schmidt

• Permalink: I'm flying to Portent to try to get Cece's mom to come to the wedding.
• Added: May 10, 2016

Yeah, I'm counting down the minutes till I can get in that guys pants.

Jess

• Permalink: Yeah, I'm counting down the minutes till I can get in that guys pants.
• Added: May 10, 2016

Everyone has had sex in my room!

Jess

• Permalink: Everyone has had sex in my room!
• Added: May 10, 2016

We're gonna play True American because I want to. I'm using my bride card!

Cece

• Permalink: We're gonna play True American because I want to. I'm using my bride card!
• Added: May 10, 2016

Nick: Dude, Schmidt lost his vows.
Winston: For the wedding?
Schmidt: No. Different vows.
Winston: Oh, then what's the big deal?
Schmidt: What is wrong with you people?

• Permalink: What is wrong with you people?
• Added: May 10, 2016