New Girl Quotes
DeeDee? That's not a name.Nick
You know what they call Seattle in Portland? North Portland. Or Vancouver's shoe.Jess
The on-suite is on fleek.Schmidt
I don't know if Hogwarts is near San Diego. I've never heard of it.Nick
My whole life is you.Schmidt
Ferguson is on the elevator. Is that OK?Regan
I know you're a terrible liar, but I need you to lie to Cece.Schmidt
I'm flying to Portent to try to get Cece's mom to come to the wedding.Schmidt
Yeah, I'm counting down the minutes till I can get in that guys pants.Jess
Everyone has had sex in my room!Jess
We're gonna play True American because I want to. I'm using my bride card!Cece
Nick: Dude, Schmidt lost his vows.
Winston: For the wedding?
Schmidt: No. Different vows.
Winston: Oh, then what's the big deal?
Schmidt: What is wrong with you people?