You know what would be nice? A wedding invitation engraved on a plate. What a magical wedding that would be.

Winston

This looks like an ad for a bong making company.

Jess

Everbody has been flashed countless times, right?

Nick

It's not gonna end well for these two.

Nick

Like I always say, don't call me Becky unless you're riding me like a horse.

Becky

I do all her work and she does all the working of her cleavage.

Jess

Winston: Would you consider us adorable?
Nick: No, we're adult men. We're cute.

It's not mine. I only buy local except for clothing and produce, medication, water, seasoning, meat.

Schmidt

It's too small to be a cat hotel and too big to be pants so it can't be mine.

Winston

Jury duty was quite simply the tops.

Jess

Actually the dance class has become more of a dance gathering.

Winston

I feel like the moment passed, right?

Reagan

New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

Jess: I have to go out tonight, 'cause I'm feeling pretty twirly.
Schmidt: Twirly? Is that like horny?
Jess: I've got the dirty twirlies, Schmitdy!"