I feel like the moment passed, right?

Reagan

I put on my special underwear because Jess is back because I made a promise I'd be wearing these when you came back.

Nick

As a cop do you think I would get anyone to do anything if I were being kind and supportive?

Winston

Today it's gas, tomorrow it's the local news.

Schmidt

I adore gas station television me, myself, personally. It is the intersection between information and gas.

Winston

Trust me, I'm wearing frozen underpants right now and I feel amazing.

Nick

I'm gonna grab some old underpants and put a pair into the freezer for each of you.

Nick

Science aside man you're working those jeans.

Winston

I look like a 70's divorce attorney.

Schmidt

I never loved you more Cece!

Schmidt

I knew that French was gonna haunt me.

Nick

I had dibs on her since the first grade dude.

Winston

New Girl Quotes

Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses.

Schmidt

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick