New Girl Quotes
Oh my god, I'm going to be friends with a gas celebrity.Jess
Jess: I just want to say I'm honored you're trusting me.
Schmidt: Oh, I'm not.
Jess: Sometimes I think I was bred in a lab to help people.
Winston: You know what else they bred in a lab? Pugs.
Welcome to hell, Miller!Winston
She lulled me to sleep and then she went rouge.Schmidt
You know what would be nice? A wedding invitation engraved on a plate. What a magical wedding that would be.Winston
Everbody has been flashed countless times, right?Nick
It's not gonna end well for these two.Nick
Like I always say, don't call me Becky unless you're riding me like a horse.Becky
I do all her work and she does all the working of her cleavage.Jess
Winston: Would you consider us adorable?
Nick: No, we're adult men. We're cute.
It's not mine. I only buy local except for clothing and produce, medication, water, seasoning, meat.Schmidt