New Girl
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Nick: What does a man do about that pain?
Schmidt: Takes a bubble bath.
You got hurt on a hog man!
Nick
Just because a scary man yelled his name in your face doesn't mean you can't like sake baths.
Cece
Is this change of plans an overreaction to something?
Jess
I don't understand. Is Toby your name?
Schmidt
You show up sick, you might as well be dead.
Schmidt
Jess: Nick, are you eating raisins from my purse? I confiscated those from a kid.
Nick: That explains why they're so sticky. Sticky Nicky eats anything and I don't get sick.
I'm not gonna get sick. No germ can live in a body that is 65% beer.
Nick
I'd give you a hug, but my shirt smells pretty weird today.
Nick
This looks like an ad for a bong making company.
Jess
Oh my god, I'm going to be friends with a gas celebrity.
Jess
You know what would be nice? A wedding invitation engraved on a plate. What a magical wedding that would be.
Winston
