New Girl Quotes
Skylar: Do you know how to make drinks?
Nick: Do I know how to make drinks?
Skylar: Yeah, like alcoholic drinks?
Nick: Yeah, I do that professionally.
Skylar: You could get me drunk professionally?
What's going on? Why is the cast of The Social Network in our apartment?Jess
Where are you guys? Could I have walked out to the mountains? When does a hill become a mountain? I'm so cold!Nick
Russell: When I was your age I had a skinny ponytail and I think I was living off of selling my own blood.
Nick: So what happened? You just woke up one day and had all this?
Russell: I realized I wanted to grow up, that's what happened.
I want to kill you...because I respect you. I think I understanding hunting!Nick
It smells like leather and Teddy Roosevelt and wistfulness.Nick
Schmidt: Do you think it's a superhero?
Nick: No, I think it's Jess and some weird guy.
You were denied a cell phone because you have the credit score of a homeless ghost!Winston
I would have lasted two seconds in the court of the sun king. I think about that all the time.Jess
Jess: I'll raise the money myself! I'll get a ragtag group of kids together. An orphan, a lost soul, a Jewish kid with a keyboard, a little slut who can dance, and one fatso!
Tanya: You already did that Jess. It was the spring musical, and it brought in literally $60.
Jess: You've always wanted a thing, so maybe this is your thing. The guy with no phone.
Nick: But who is that guy!?
Do you have like a box of charity phones you're sending to Africa? Can he just have one of those?Jess