New Girl Quotes
The only way to get through it is to get through it.CeCe
Jess: Why do we care about a crescent moon?
Winston: I don't know, but I'm gonna live there some day.
CeCe: Guys are always just showing me off, and I hate it.
Schmidt: I want to tell people about us because I think you are the dopest, flyest, smartest, ballsiest woman that I've sexually enjoyed in really long time.
Come on Schmidt! I can't be the first woman who's ashamed to be with you.CeCe
Jess: Who do I speak to RE: getting something removed from the Internet?
I'm like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience.Schmidt
I wish there was a word that meant complete satisfaction and complete self loathing.CeCe
CeCe: If someone catches us, then I'm going to say that you're drugging me, and it's my word against yours.
Schmidt: Okay, yeah, that makes sense.
Jess: I have to go out tonight, 'cause I'm feeling pretty twirly.
Schmidt: Twirly? Is that like horny?
Jess: I've got the dirty twirlies, Schmitdy!"
This is a horrible neighborhood. There are youths everywhere!Schmidt
Schmidt: Where's your boyfriend?
CeCe: We're meeting up later because he has a little surprise for me.
Schmidt: Spoiler: it's his penis.
Julia: You did all the work wrong, though.
Nick: Yeah, I know I did.
Julia: That's okay.