New Girl

New Girl Quotes (Page 8)

Season 2 Episode 7: "Menzies"

Schmidt [to Cece]: You're getting your scent all over my pillow. It took me months to get rid of that heavenly curry smell.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Jess: Now, if you'll excuse me gentleman, I'm going to go get a job — like it's my...
Schmidt: Job?
Jess: SHUT UP!
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Jess: If any of you cross me, I'm gonna kick the testicles clean off your bodies! Clean off! You'll look like Ken dolls down there!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Winston: Somehow, I got on that woman's cycle of menstruation. And I got that menstruation inside of me!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jess: No! PMS is mine! Stop stealing my stuff, Winston.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jess: I was sabotaged by my baby box, which means I will never trust anything that comes out of it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Schmidt: We sold our qualms. We used the profits to buy perfect bodies.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nick: No part of this conversation is making me wanna boil over with rage.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Schmidt: There's a fine line between sexual harassment and something awesome.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nick: I hate doors!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jess: I feel like I wanna murder someone and also I want soft pretzels.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 6: "Halloween"

Robbie: Wow. I mean, look at his thighs. They're like fleshy tree trunks. Whoa, he really knows how to work a crowd. His thighs are like the size of my head.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Nick: I didn't punch a girl. I punched a horrifying monster. You of all people should know this, Frankenstein!
Frankenstein: You're the real monster!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jess [whispering]: Sam's in there.
Nick [whispering]: Yeah, and Amelia's in there. High five for sluts!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Schmidt [about Rob's green spandex]: What am I looking at here? Robbie, man to man, you didn't want to wear something a little more form-flattering, maybe like a pile of towels? Or the number 8?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Schmidt: I may not be Abraham Lincoln. But I witnessed the emancipation of one black guy tonight.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cece: I know you have more costumes in your closet.
Schmidt: Those costumes are for Purim.
 • Rating: Unrated

Schmidt: Without sex, she's not your girlfriend. She's a friend you buy meals for.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 5: "Models"

College Nick: You like rap music? Who's your favorite rapper.
College Schmidt: Brian Austin Green.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jess: When I hear all the stuff about Cece's profession, like the dieting, it's crazy. And the butt-drinking...
Nick: Did you just say "butt-drinking?" You can't say "butt-drinking" and not explain what it is. That's two of my four favorite things.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

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