New Girl Quotes
I'm gonna Biden his ass!Jess
We are all five hooking up tonight, including the gimp!Schmidt
Winston: That's like the president and the vice president not being best friends.
Nick: They're not best friends.
Winston: Come on, everybody knows they're best friends.
Open your cellar doors, and let us taste your jams.Schmidt
It really bums me out that I will never know the infinite joy of what it feels like to carry a child inside of me.Coach
I take dumps standing up! I'm a man!Coach
Six hundred dollars! That's six hundred one-dollar bills. That's the only way I can imagine it.Nick
I don't want a refund on my cruise and I don't want a refund on you!Nick
Jess: Where are you guys going?
Biology Teacher: In life, nowhere.
Your asses belong to me now, which means I currently have four asses.Coach
Nobody's getting pregnant tonight!...That's the same thing I say on my dates.Winston
I'm like a Hebrew cheetah.Schmidt