New Girl Quotes
So I'm not familiar with this term, 'finger guns.'Prince
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Prince is terrible at Frisbee.Schmidt
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Just drive the car. I gotta tell my girlfriend that I don't love her so she doesn't leave me.Nick
You've never been turned on by gas mileage?Coach
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I'm in a limo! I wish I had really long legs so I could stretch 'em out the length of the limo!Jess
Panty Hawk! I'd watch that show!Coach
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I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack, and I haven't arranged for anyone to clear my browser history. I wasn't building a bomb, I was just curious.Nick
Jess: Have you guys been baking?
Coach: Aww, nah--a bakery downtown exploded, don't bother looking into it, it's not on the internet.
A lot of people never graduated high school! Einstein! Bill Gates! Anne Frank! I'm gonna take back that last one.Schmidt
Nick: Do you know any time-consuming, free activities in Griffith Park?
Schmidt: Gross! Suicide?
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I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"Coach
You set fire to soda water. Who does that? How do you even possibly do that? It's not a flammable thing! It's not even...are you a witch?Mike