They're reaching into your skin wallet. Your scrotum.

Schmidt

I may or may not have done an extensive amount of research on wedding dresses.

Winston

It's good for you! It's corn!

Bob

Nick: I'm trying my hardest to look poor.
Winston: You are poor.

Why are you putting spoons in the laundry hamper?

Schmidt

We gonna make a girl cry today!

Winston

I'm a business guy first and a sex guy second.

Nick

Nick: I'm very focused.
Schmidt: You're not even looking at me right now.
Nick: I though I saw something shiny.

You have the focus of a coked up Italian on a summer day!

Schmidt

You don't need Jess's bowl of advice, Winston.

Cece

I'm not willing to turn our home into a public pool.

Schmidt

What? You don't think I can be supportive?

Cece

New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses.

Schmidt