They're reaching into your skin wallet. Your scrotum.

Schmidt

I may or may not have done an extensive amount of research on wedding dresses.

Winston

It's good for you! It's corn!

Bob

Nick: I'm trying my hardest to look poor.
Winston: You are poor.

Why are you putting spoons in the laundry hamper?

Schmidt

We gonna make a girl cry today!

Winston

I'm a business guy first and a sex guy second.

Nick

Nick: I'm very focused.
Schmidt: You're not even looking at me right now.
Nick: I though I saw something shiny.

You have the focus of a coked up Italian on a summer day!

Schmidt

You don't need Jess's bowl of advice, Winston.

Cece

I'm not willing to turn our home into a public pool.

Schmidt

What? You don't think I can be supportive?

Cece

New Girl Quotes

Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses.

Schmidt

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick