Nick, we're making sex.

Schmidt

• Permalink: Nick, we're making sex.
• Added: February 16, 2016

Oh yeah this woman just made my not sexual to do list.

Winston

• Permalink: Oh yeah this woman just made my not sexual to do list.
• Added: February 16, 2016

That was painful Nick! That's like watching Cece make a bed.

Schmidt

• Permalink: That was painful Nick! That's like watching Cece make a bed.
• Added: February 16, 2016

The baby is perfectly fine, but lets just say I did not do a good job.

Winston

• Permalink: The baby is perfectly fine, but lets just say I did not do a good job.
• Added: February 16, 2016

You know I helped the lady give birth in the kitchen?

Winston

• Permalink: You know I helped the lady give birth in the kitchen?
• Added: February 16, 2016

Nick has a crush on a girl who is completely out of his league.

Winston

• Permalink: Nick has a crush on a girl who is completely out of his league.
• Added: February 09, 2016

I simply want a demographic breakdown of all the guys who hit on you.

Schmidt

• Permalink: I simply want a demographic breakdown of all the guys who hit on you.
• Added: February 09, 2016

That's more like dork magic.

Nick

• Permalink: That's more like dork magic.
• Added: February 09, 2016

I want magic, is that so bad?

Nick

• Permalink: I want magic, is that so bad?
• Added: February 09, 2016

Ever since we got engaged you've been acting insanely jealous.

Cece

• Permalink: Ever since we got engaged you've been acting insanely jealous.
• Added: February 09, 2016

This woman is engaged. Her number belongs to God now, thank you.

Schmidt

• Permalink: This woman is engaged. Her number belongs to God now, thank you.
• Added: February 09, 2016

If I can't have a kid with a woman, then maybe I'll have one with my cousin.

Nick

• Permalink: If I can't have a kid with a woman, then maybe I'll have one with my cousin.
• Added: February 02, 2016