New Girl Season 1 Quotes
CeCe: Make sure you use protection.
Schmidt: CeCe, she's a foreigner. What do you think I am? An idiot?
Sandwiches and sex!? I want that!Nick
Schmidt: You like me? You like my personality?
CeCe: I was surprised, too.
Boobies. Girls with clean hair. Models eating sliders. Bernadette Peters on a high beam. Freshly baked bread.Winston [teasing Schmidt]
Jess: Nick put on some pants or at least some really high socks.
Nick: Really high socks it is then!
Sarah: Do you and my Dad ever dry-lump?
Sarah: Have you ever done a 99?
Jess: I think that's a tax form?
Sarah: Have you ever given anyone a plow job?
Jess: I don't know....do you want to learn how to play Bridge?
Nick is so, so, so hot! I want to rub my face on his face!Sarah
Schmidt: CeCe, are you pregnant?
CeCe: I don't know. We have to wait for the test results, but I'm late.
Schmidt: We made a caramel miracle!
An Indian-Jewish baby? Who wouldn't want that? Think about the bone structure!Schmidt
Sorry. I've never heard you talk about your ex wife, and I got really nervous, and I tried to flirt information out of you.Jess
[to Winston] You're listening to the radio and writing with a pen? What decade are we in?Schmidt
Actually, I don't trust what "cool" means to all of you, so how about just " be normal".Jess