New Girl

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CeCe: Make sure you use protection.
Schmidt: CeCe, she's a foreigner. What do you think I am? An idiot?

Sandwiches and sex!? I want that!

Nick

Schmidt: You like me? You like my personality?
CeCe: I was surprised, too.

Boobies. Girls with clean hair. Models eating sliders. Bernadette Peters on a high beam. Freshly baked bread.

Winston [teasing Schmidt]

Jess: Nick put on some pants or at least some really high socks.
Nick: Really high socks it is then!

Sarah: Do you and my Dad ever dry-lump?
Jess: Uhhh..
Sarah: Have you ever done a 99?
Jess: I think that's a tax form?
Sarah: Have you ever given anyone a plow job?
Jess: I don't know....do you want to learn how to play Bridge?

Nick is so, so, so hot! I want to rub my face on his face!

Sarah

Schmidt: CeCe, are you pregnant?
CeCe: I don't know. We have to wait for the test results, but I'm late.
Schmidt: We made a caramel miracle!

An Indian-Jewish baby? Who wouldn't want that? Think about the bone structure!

Schmidt

Sorry. I've never heard you talk about your ex wife, and I got really nervous, and I tried to flirt information out of you.

Jess

[to Winston] You're listening to the radio and writing with a pen? What decade are we in?

Schmidt

Actually, I don't trust what "cool" means to all of you, so how about just " be normal".

Jess
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New Girl Season 1 Quotes

Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses.

Schmidt

Nadia: Jew in the couch!
CeCe: Nadia, American manners!
Nadia: Sorry. Jew person in couch.
Schmidt: She's not wrong.