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Jess: I thought we talked about you not wearing your shower diaper in the kitchen!
Schmidt: Excuse me? Do you think this has been easy? To wash myself wearing a penis cast all summer?

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New Girl Season 2 Quotes

I feel like Russell Crowe in every movie he's ever done.


I know this isn't gonna end well, but the middle part is gonna be awesome.

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