New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXNew Girl Season 2 Quotes
I didn't gay my way out of Vietnam just to get killed by some punk.
Mr. Day
If they make fun of you, I'll punch them in the penis.
Elizabeth
I know you're lying, and I'm hurt, but I'm gonna eat this anyway
Winston
Prostitute: Aren't you a virgin, too?
Winston: Just my penis, baby. Just my penis.
Jess: The only anti-depressant you need is in my pants!
Guy: It's really a medical issue.
So, would you like to freak?
Jess
Sometimes I just sit in the stall and listen to you guys.
Nick
Schmidt: A tuxedo is different from a suit.
Nick: It is??!!
Cece: I thought I threw that thing out the window.
Schmidt: That only made it stronger.
I'm going on a date with Elizabeth tonight. I haven't had sex with her since I was fat and accessing my penis was like getting a remote control out of the couch.
Schmidt
You question my pajamas? You make me question our entire friendship!
Jess
Jess: If we're all really honest with ourselves, isn't it all about the gonads? Am I right, ladies?
Ladies: No!
