Jess: This is where Nick Miller grew up.
Nick: Except for the fall of '88 and the spring of '89--that was our "van year."

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Winston: I'm gonna be strong for you, man. You know, I really did love Walt.
Nick: He was my dad, Winston.
Winston: Yeah, but he loved me more than he loved you. He told me that.
Nick: Yeah, he told me that too, actually.

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I miss him, Nicky. That bastard was a saint.

Nick's Mom

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• Added: March 25, 2013

My face touched the mustache of a corpse today, Bobby. I'm not afraid of you.

Schmidt

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• Added: March 25, 2013

Maybe none of us should go to this funeral. The early buzz on this thing is it's gonna be a real drag.

Schmidt

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Don't laugh when they call him "responsible," they don't know why it's hilarious.

Schmidt

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• Added: March 25, 2013

Schmidt, I have to breathe because I am coaching you and also for regular life reasons.

Winston

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• Added: March 25, 2013

Keep it light, keep it happy. Don't mention the felony thing. Or Paraguay. Or the storage space.

Nick's Mom

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• Added: March 25, 2013

The guy who got me this told me he could also get me a box of dolphin steaks or a "mostly white" baby.

Cece

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• Added: March 18, 2013

When did you become a Bond villain who can't afford to not live with roommates?

Jess

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• Added: March 18, 2013

Just remember, you caught him pleasuring himself to a mail-order steak catalog.

Jess

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• Added: March 18, 2013

There are plenty of things to be down about--the deficit, air pollution in China, "The Hobbit" wasn't very good...

Schmidt

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• Added: March 18, 2013