New Girl
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Burquas isn't you guys, is it?
Jess
Jess: This is where Nick Miller grew up.
Nick: Except for the fall of '88 and the spring of '89--that was our "van year."
Ten years? You guys are like Bert and Ernie.
Jess
Why are you talking to me like a James Taylor song?
Jess
Winston: Schmidt, you can't move out! Who's gonna do my fades?!
Jess: Yeah, who's gonna do his fades?!
Schmidt, you stole my toothpaste while I was using it. That's vindictive.
Jess
Jess: What's next? What do we do?
Nick: I'm really fighting the urge to buy you a lobster dinner.
Jess: How many times a day does Schmidt text you?
Nick: Oh, no, just like...40.
I'm having a party tonight and I can't have him lying on the couch, wiping his tears with deli meat.
Jess
Nick: You know so many "Spaceballs" quotes.
Jess: They jammed the radar with literal jam!
I call it a "Temple Grandin," because it makes me friendly and compassionate.
Jess