So apparently I have a super power too. Driving good-looking men from my apartment.

Katie

Chris: So you didn't tell anyone any secrets today.
Daphne: My secret is....I like you.
Chris: That's a good secret.

Oh! You just made me feel all girly inside.

George [to Jim]

Bruce Willis never would have gotten out of there if it hadn't been for that black dude. Let me be your black dude.

George

Jim: Ok, I'm here. In front of a train, that's going 50 mph.
George: I love you, man.

Once I get down from here I'm gonna find me some superpowers and whoop Jim's ass.

George

Just because you've decided to clean up the city doesn't make crime fighting a family business.

Stephanie

JJ: I want to try out for football.
Coach: JJ, you're a sweet kid and all, but you're the size of my daughter.

JJ: I just want to let you know that your daughter tried to read the thoughts of a stray dog today.
Daphne: I just thought I could help him find his way home!

Katie: I got the urine results back.
JJ: I know; everything came back normal.
Katie: JJ, you're pregnant.

Katie: He makes me feel like the highest point in the electromagnetic spectrum.
Stephanie: Aww.

One time I went to Russia and I thought I was having an allergic reaction to the water. Turns out I was drinking Vodka.

Katie

No Ordinary Family Quotes

Stephanie: Who are you texting now?
Daphne: God.

I don't know why you guys can't go without me and just photo shop me in.

Daphne