Stephanie: Who are you texting now?
Daphne: God.

I'm gonna die, and I haven't even done it yet!

Daphne

George: I can't believe I'm going to kill you
Jim: You're not going to kill me; you're just going to shoot me.

Remember how we used to be normal?

Daphne

Nobody ever saw what superman's first day on the job looked like.

George

What are you doing? I heard you. You're like... thinking!

Daphne [to JJ]

Jim: We're going to have the time of our lives
J.J: You said that before, right before the plane crash.

Did you just use your powers to win a stuffed panda?

Daphne

Jim: Where are you?
Stephanie: You know the store on the corner? About 500 miles from there.

You're just some very strong man putting himself in dangerous situations, who doesn't know what to do with them once he gets there.

Stephanie

We've got some weddings to crash.

George

I don't know why you guys can't go without me and just photo shop me in.

Daphne

No Ordinary Family Quotes

Stephanie: Who are you texting now?
Daphne: God.

I don't know why you guys can't go without me and just photo shop me in.

Daphne