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Eddie: I'm seeing someone, but she's married... with two kids.
Kevin: Sounds like a rough road.
Eddie: You have no idea.

I met Kevin. Nice bar you two have.

Eddie [to Jackie]

You're a moron.

Jackie [to Fitch]

Zoey: Honesty is the best policy.
Jackie: No, it's not.

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