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Nurse-jackie

Jackie: I don't care what they say. You are not a Grinchy little fucker.
Akalitus: Who's they?
Jackie: That would be me.

You don't need to be married to love him. It's just a piece of paper.

Jackie

Zoey: The heart wants what the heart wants. You know what I'm talking about?
Jackie: Actually, I don't.

Remember that time I walked in on you guys?

Zoey [to Jackie and Eddie]

Akalitus: No lunch for Thor today. He has to drop all that weight.
Thor: I can hear you.
Akalitus: Still gotta lose all that weight!

Having Lenny scares me... oh, wow, not having Lenny scares me!

Zoey

Zoey: Are you sexually active?
Patient: No. I pretty much just lie there.

Florida Gators, I know. I'm gay, I'm not a girl.

Thor

Akalitus: Someone may be dying
Coop: The nurses will keep him alive until I get there. That's their job.

Akalitus: Welcome back to All Saints.
Eddie: I'm gonna rock this shit.
Akalitus: I wish you wouldn't.

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Nurse Jackie Season 2 Episode 10 Quotes

Akalitus: Someone may be dying
Coop: The nurses will keep him alive until I get there. That's their job.

Akalitus: Welcome back to All Saints.
Eddie: I'm gonna rock this shit.
Akalitus: I wish you wouldn't.

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