Nurse Jackie "Sleeping Dogs" Quotes
Jackie: I don't care what they say. You are not a Grinchy little f**ker.
Akalitus: Who's they?
Jackie: That would be me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jackie: You don't need to be married to love him. It's just a piece of paper.
• Rating: Unrated
Zoey: The heart wants what the heart wants. You know what I'm talking about?
Jackie: Actually, I don't.
• Rating: Unrated
Zoey [to Jackie and Eddie]: Remember that time I walked in on you guys?
• Rating: Unrated
Akalitus: No lunch for Thor today. He has to drop all that weight.
Thor: I can hear you.
Akalitus: Still gotta lose all that weight!
• Rating: Unrated
Zoey: Having Lenny scares me... oh, wow, not having Lenny scares me!
• Rating: Unrated
Zoey: Are you sexually active?
Patient: No. I pretty much just lie there.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Thor: Florida Gators, I know. I'm gay, I'm not a girl.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Akalitus: Someone may be dying
Coop: The nurses will keep him alive until I get there. That's their job.
• Rating: Unrated
Akalitus: Welcome back to All Saints.
Eddie: I'm gonna rock this s**t.
Akalitus: I wish you wouldn't.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 10