Nurse Jackie

Nurse Jackie

Sundays 9:00 PM on Showtime

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Nurse Jackie "Twitter" Quotes

Fitch: I know this guy. He told me I was super handsome, like Clark Gable.
God: I retract!
 • Rating: Unrated
Fitch [Tweeting]: If I said "cys fib," would people know that's Cystic Fibrosis?
Jackie: If I said FU, would you know that's "eat s**t?"
 • Rating: Unrated
Jackie: How can you read this crap?
Thor: Please, don't amplify my shame.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
O'Hara : Do we think Zoey got her pipes cleaned?
Jackie: That's like seeing Santa naked. It's not right.
 • Rating: Unrated
God: You know, when I hit my head, I've seen something.
Zoey: Like what? Like a bottle was throwing at you?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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Total Quotes: 5
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