Nurse Jackie

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It's like i'm hosting the worst cocktail party ever. Juice anyone?


Oh my god it looks like Narnia.


Coop: Keep calm and carry on.
Jackie: Wow! Yes, exactly.
Coop: Saw it on a poster.

Cruz: Nothing crazy today, I got Quantum Bay board members in town for a meeting.
Sam: You're gonna bring them here?
Cruz: Why don't you pretend like I am and I'll pretend like I know your name.

Come have some waffles with my sad friends.

Zoey: So I can totally text you highlights from the trenches every day. Sometimes even pictures.
Gloria: Does my phone get pictures?

It's not like it used to be. Everything I loved about being a nurse is gone.


Jackie: Nobody wins here Kevin. You think we can stop this now?
Kevin: You know what babe? Even when you're telling the truth it sounds like a lie.

O'Hara: He's not the father.
Nurse: You already told me.

Just keep goin'. Sometimes you don't get to keep everything you started out with.

When I was diagnosed with Type 1, I was all cry-abetes. Knowing famous people had it too made me feel better.


Did you sound even more Britishy just then?

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Nurse Jackie Quotes

Don't ever say "ta-da." The only people that say "ta-da" are magicians or idiots.

Jackie Peyton

Percoset should never be crushed and chewed, unless you want it to hit your system like a bolt of lightening. Which is only a problem if you're afraid of lightening.

Jackie Peyton