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Holy sh-t! Someone just thanked me.


You're in my world now and in my world, there's prizes.


Gloria what do you say we show them how we used to do this?

It's like i'm hosting the worst cocktail party ever. Juice anyone?


Oh my god it looks like Narnia.


Coop: Keep calm and carry on.
Jackie: Wow! Yes, exactly.
Coop: Saw it on a poster.

Cruz: Nothing crazy today, I got Quantum Bay board members in town for a meeting.
Sam: You're gonna bring them here?
Cruz: Why don't you pretend like I am and I'll pretend like I know your name.

Come have some waffles with my sad friends.

Zoey: So I can totally text you highlights from the trenches every day. Sometimes even pictures.
Gloria: Does my phone get pictures?

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