Nurse Jackie

Nurse Jackie Quotes (Page 2)

Season 4 Episode 8: "Chaud & Froid"

O'Hara: He's not the father.
Nurse: You already told me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jackie: Just keep goin'. Sometimes you don't get to keep everything you started out with.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Thor: When I was diagnosed with Type 1, I was all cry-abetes. Knowing famous people had it too made me feel better.
 • Rating: Unrated

Coop: Did you sound even more Britishy just then?
 • Rating: Unrated

Eddie: What kind of fu-king character witness am i really? Fu-k a guys wife then pretend to be friends with him?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 7: "Day of the Iguana"

Lenny: You go to Paris, I'll go to Zales.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mike Cruz: Ease up on the buddy buddy. You and your pathological need to be liked are gonna get us sued. Shut it down! Sew him up and cut him loose.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mike Cruz: Thanks for that by the way.
Jackie: You owe me one.
Mike Cruz: No I don't.
Jackie: That works too.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mike Cruz: Home is home, work is work.
 • Rating: Unrated

Divorce Lawyer: Spanx are a fu*king miracle until they go rogue on you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Zoey: I'm not a good breaker-upper.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 6: "No-Kimono-Zone"

Jackie: Welcome to the sh-t show.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Cruz: When you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jackie: I don't have a thing for doctors, I have a thing for drugs.
 • Rating: Unrated

O'Hara: I'm toning my uterus.
 • Rating: Unrated

Zoey: Playa hear ya, loud and clearya.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 3: "The Wall"

Jackie: Do you know who the father is?
O'Hara: No. I want it to be a surprise.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jackie: Coop hurt my feelings. He basically said that he never liked my hair... so now I'm gonna feel stuff?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Zoey: How do you make every outfit look like pajamas?
 • Rating: Unrated

Zoey: Every 12 days, I go through this thing where I wish you were a completely different person for 24 hours.
 • Rating: Unrated

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