What kind of fu-king character witness am i really? Fu-k a guys wife then pretend to be friends with him?

Eddie

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• Added: June 03, 2012

You go to Paris, I'll go to Zales.

Lenny

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• Added: May 20, 2012

Ease up on the buddy buddy. You and your pathological need to be liked are gonna get us sued. Shut it down! Sew him up and cut him loose.

Mike Cruz

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• Added: May 20, 2012

Mike Cruz: Thanks for that by the way.
Jackie: You owe me one.
Mike Cruz: No I don't.
Jackie: That works too.

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• Added: May 20, 2012

Home is home, work is work.

Mike Cruz

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• Added: May 20, 2012

Spanx are a fu*king miracle until they go rogue on you.

Divorce Lawyer

• Permalink: Spanx are a fu*king miracle until they go rogue on you.
• Added: May 20, 2012

I'm not a good breaker-upper.

Zoey

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• Added: May 20, 2012

Welcome to the sh-t show.

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• Added: May 14, 2012

When you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Dr. Cruz

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• Added: May 14, 2012

I don't have a thing for doctors, I have a thing for drugs.

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• Added: May 14, 2012

I'm toning my uterus.

O'Hara

• Permalink: I'm toning my uterus.
• Added: May 14, 2012

Playa hear ya, loud and clearya.

Zoey

• Permalink: Playa hear ya, loud and clearya.
• Added: May 14, 2012