Nurse Jackie

Nurse Jackie Season 2 Quotes

Season 2 Episode 11: "What the Day Brings"

Zoey: Are you asking me to cover for you?
Jackie: Yes.
Zoey: I've dreamt about this day."
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 10: "Sleeping Dogs"

Jackie: I don't care what they say. You are not a Grinchy little f**ker.
Akalitus: Who's they?
Jackie: That would be me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jackie: You don't need to be married to love him. It's just a piece of paper.
 • Rating: Unrated

Zoey: The heart wants what the heart wants. You know what I'm talking about?
Jackie: Actually, I don't.
 • Rating: Unrated

Zoey [to Jackie and Eddie]: Remember that time I walked in on you guys?
 • Rating: Unrated

Akalitus: No lunch for Thor today. He has to drop all that weight.
Thor: I can hear you.
Akalitus: Still gotta lose all that weight!
 • Rating: Unrated

Zoey: Having Lenny scares me... oh, wow, not having Lenny scares me!
 • Rating: Unrated

Zoey: Are you sexually active?
Patient: No. I pretty much just lie there.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Thor: Florida Gators, I know. I'm gay, I'm not a girl.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Akalitus: Someone may be dying
Coop: The nurses will keep him alive until I get there. That's their job.
 • Rating: Unrated

Akalitus: Welcome back to All Saints.
Eddie: I'm gonna rock this s**t.
Akalitus: I wish you wouldn't.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 9: "P.O. Box"

Jackie: There can be no secrets in this house.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jackie: Go be with your girlfriend.
Eddie: She's not my girlfriend. You know who my girlfriend is.
 • Rating: Unrated

O'Hara: If you and Kevin die in a fiery plane crash, they will be mine.
Jackie: We don't get away much.
O'Hara: So let me pay for a trip!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jackie: Coffee, banana, Vicodin.
O'Hara: Breakfast of champions.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jackie: How am I supposed to help her if everything is a secret?
 • Rating: Unrated

Jackie: It's no fun to talk about money when you don't have it.
 • Rating: Unrated

O'Hara: If I believed in crying at work, I'd be tearing up. I'm thrilled!
 • Rating: Unrated

Coop: I'm like a shark, man. If I'm not moving, I'm dying.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 8: "Monkey Bits"

Akalitus: Zoey Barkow, you want the shift?
Zoey: I'm so flattered.
Akalitus: Don't be here. You just got here first.
Zoey: I'm still flattered.
 • Rating: Unrated

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