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Zoey: Are you asking me to cover for you?
Jackie: Yes.
Zoey: I've dreamt about this day."

Jackie: I don't care what they say. You are not a Grinchy little fucker.
Akalitus: Who's they?
Jackie: That would be me.

You don't need to be married to love him. It's just a piece of paper.

Zoey: The heart wants what the heart wants. You know what I'm talking about?
Jackie: Actually, I don't.

Remember that time I walked in on you guys?

Zoey [to Jackie and Eddie]

Akalitus: No lunch for Thor today. He has to drop all that weight.
Thor: I can hear you.
Akalitus: Still gotta lose all that weight!

Having Lenny scares me... oh, wow, not having Lenny scares me!


Zoey: Are you sexually active?
Patient: No. I pretty much just lie there.

Florida Gators, I know. I'm gay, I'm not a girl.

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