Favorite Off the Map Quotes
Celibacy. Because living in a Spanish soap opera is overrated and a little bit humiliating, actually.
Lily
There's got to be something going on with this guy. Anybody else would be a fried chicken right now.
Mina
Practicing tropical medicine in a third-world country is a different game... You don't have high tech, you don't have big pharma - you have your brain, you have your instincts.
Ben
Will you feed dinner?
Mina
Ryan: Right now I really don't think that I can talk about it anymore.
Mina: Why not?
Ryan: Because I think I'm losing my pulse.
He saw a double rainbow. He was very moved.
Mina
Ah, Americans and their birth plans. The birth plan around here is to squat in a bush and get back to work.
Zee
This is officially the festival of Ryan's giant balls.
Tommy
Instead of wondering why it didn't kill him, let's make sure it doesn't.
Otis
Do it. Make your move. Take your shot. We don't get that many.
Lily
Lily: I could never get naked in public like that, all Jane of the Jungle.
Mina: Please, stay your control freak self. I can't handle more naked people.
Charlie: How much do you make being a doctor?
Otis: A lot less than you make being a bookie, I'll tell you that much.
