I went down to the river and buried my toes. Felt like I should say goodbye. Although I think a squirrel ate one of them. Circle of life and all that.

Pher

I'm afraid those toes have seen the last of their outdoor music festivals.

Mina

You can't buy bagels in the jungle!

Mina

We should do it again sometime Keaton. You know, when my heart's not exploding.

Ryan

You'd have an imaginary friend too if you'd been stuck in here that long.

Otis

You're making me feel weak, Keaton. I need you to make me feel strong.

Ryan

She looked so sad. I knew the prison outbreak would cheer her up.

Otis

He needs someone tough, brutal, and heartless. And I mean that as the utmost compliment.

Ryan

I realize that you don't like me but sticking me with the ass with the ass lesion is just kind of mean.

Mina

So I guess running into a live gas pocket was a pretty smooth move on your part?

Ben

The least they could have done is thrown down a tarp instead of rolling all over my herbs with their big, bare, assess.

Zee

I feel like I just got knocked up but I didn't even get to have the unprotected sex.

Mina
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Practicing tropical medicine in a third-world country is a different game... You don't have high tech, you don't have big pharma - you have your brain, you have your instincts.

Ben

They don't give a crap about the work. They're just padding their resumes with a little third world do gooding.

Otis
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