Off the Map

Off the Map Quotes (Page 2)

Season 1 Episode 9: "There's Nothing to Fix"

Mina: I realize that you don't like me but sticking me with the ass with the ass lesion is just kind of mean.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ben: So I guess running into a live gas pocket was a pretty smooth move on your part?
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Zee: The least they could have done is thrown down a tarp instead of rolling all over my herbs with their big, bare, assess.
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Season 1 Episode 8: "It's a Leaf"

Mina: I feel like I just got knocked up but I didn't even get to have the unprotected sex.
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Ben: You haven't delivered any babies yet.
Mina: There's a reason for that. I don't like babies.
Ben: You don't have to like them. You just have to catch them.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lily: I grew up on Nancy Reagan and just say no.
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Lily: It's an illegal drug.
Mateo: It's a leaf.
Lily: That gets made into an illegal drug.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 7: "Es Un Milagro"

Lily: You turn into a pumpkin at the sound of police sirens.
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Charlie: I'm not going to die under your bed.
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Lily: Yeah, he's smooth, he's hot. He's also a wanted criminal. It makes something as simple as organizing a second date so complicated.
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Ryan: I'm glad you didn't blow up.
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Season 1 Episode 6: "It's Good"

Lynn: Baby, those ants are keeping your guts inside. I love those ants.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lily: This surgery is going to be rough enough without you biting our heads off. So bite now and get it over with.
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Lynn: Ask and the jungle provides. It has everything you need.
Mina: Except for paved roads.
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Lily: He could be dying right now.
Mina: Yeah.
Lily: Or he's fine and he's just not into me.
Mina: Either, or.
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Season 1 Episode 5: "I'm Here"

Lily: My patient who is most likely a serial killer just busted his stitches.
Mina: Awesome.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lily: Celibacy. Because living in a Spanish soap opera is overrated and a little bit humiliating, actually.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Angus: This feels familiar doesn't it? Me lying in this bed, you extracting creatures from my flesh. It's like we're old dance partners.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mateo: It's a little embarrassing. I know we've only just met but I've been shot.
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Charlie: How much do you make being a doctor?
Otis: A lot less than you make being a bookie, I'll tell you that much.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

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