I'd prefer to take my chances with the homicidal maniac with the snake stick. Thank you though.

Will

I'm afraid the man I like doesn't feel about me the way I feel about him.

Lizard

What do I say to the woman who has traveled worlds and risked her life to find me?

Cyrus

Confidence. Confidence is a terribly sexy quality in a woman.

Will

Death and I have already met. Send him my regards.

Jafar

Same old Alice, only ever thinking about herself.

The Red Queen

You two are even more insufferable together, do you know that?

The Red Queen

I'm pretty sure I'm a genie, Lizard.

Will