Once Upon a Time

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Once upon a time
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That's never gonna work. I mean you'll escape but you'll be dead. Kind of defeats the purpose.


Belle: It's Pandora's box. Legend says it contains the world's darkest evil.
Ariel: Shouldn't you be wearing gloves or something?

Good luck whoring your son.


Emma: I almost married a monster from Oz. It's hilarious.
Neal: I almost married a minion of my evil grandfather, Peter Pan so I know what you're saying.

The Queen of Hearts. She's not much for subtlety.

The Evil Queen

Now you're telling me I have to save everyone. That is beyond ridiculous.


It's delicious, cheesy, and doesn't lie.


I didn't realize I was in Operation Cobra.


You're up Snotty.


Always a villain, even when I'm not.


We don't leave family behind.


I did the fighting. Snow did the talking.

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Once Upon a Time Quotes

True love isn't easy but it must be fought for because once you find it, it can never be replaced.

Prince Charming

Cruella! I thought I caught a whiff of desperation and gin.