Careful, mate. It's unwise to insult the size of a pirate's ship.

Hook

Oh please, I was torturing people back when you were still playing with puppies.

Regina

You want to bury treasure where no one can find it? Leave it to a pirate.

Hook

I said we needed to meet covertly. Now I see you've brought the entire Charming softball team and their pirate mascot.

Regina

A whole new generation is getting their happy endings while you sit up her and rot.

Regina

So the only thing you accomplished was property destruction.

Mary Margaret

Should have known that fish sticks and pound puppy were here for more than a second chance.

Regina

It would be nice if at least one of the Charmings lived up to their family name.

Ursula

(to Charming) If only your wits matched your looks.

Cruella de Vil

Those two might be tactless morons but they couldn't magic their way out of a paper bag.

Regina

Let me be clear, ladies. If you bring up my former sins around my son again, you'll find yourselves across that town line faster than you can say costume jewelry.

Regina

You know if that old bag was still a wolf I'd turn her into a coat for my collection.

Cruella de Vill

Once Upon a Time Quotes

Someone once told me to act like what you plan to be so I try to act a little better than I am.

Cora

Snow: Maybe it's a tiny collander.
Regina: Yes, because pre-teen Baelfire probably made lots of pasta.