So the only thing you accomplished was property destruction.

Mary Margaret

Should have known that fish sticks and pound puppy were here for more than a second chance.

Regina

It would be nice if at least one of the Charmings lived up to their family name.

Ursula

(to Charming) If only your wits matched your looks.

Cruella de Vil

Those two might be tactless morons but they couldn't magic their way out of a paper bag.

Regina

Let me be clear, ladies. If you bring up my former sins around my son again, you'll find yourselves across that town line faster than you can say costume jewelry.

Regina

You know if that old bag was still a wolf I'd turn her into a coat for my collection.

Cruella de Vill

I hope you choke on my bones.

Maleficent

Ursula: How are you?
Regina: Mostly wondering how a plate of undercooked calamari ended up with the Dark One's cell phone.

Emma: Wow, you guys really have this down.
Hook: Well, this isn't our first monster bash.

I suppose we should go out and see what's killing property values this time.

Regina

Mr. Gold: Our collective frustrations are because of his will not our missteps.
Cruella de Vil: I suppose that’s better than blaming bad judgement and gin.