I need help and you need to do your job because I'm screwed.

Mary Margaret

I've always believed that evil isn't born, it's made.

Regina

I'm a believer and I want to get others to see the light.

August

What I don't need is to be lectured by a dwarf with a bad attitude.

Snow

She is a woman who's had her heart broken and that can make you do unspeakable things.

Regina

Why is there a dirty cricket in here?

Snow

So your Granny's kind of intense.

Snow

I'll sleep with the trolls in the afterlife.

Granny

You dress like Norman Bates when he dresses like Norman Bates' mother.

Ruby

You dress like a drag queen during Fleet week.

Granny

You better watch out. Your air of danger is slipping.

Red

I've never even been out of Storybrooke.

Ruby