Mouth: Anything I can do?
Dan: Yeah, go easy on the carbs.

I thought you left 'cause you didn't like me.

Logan (to Clay)

They went to a strip club. I'm sure you'll see them when you get there for your shift.

Brooke (to Tara)

Tara: What the hell are you doing helping my competition?
Chris: Why the hell are you sleeping with my best friend?

Great pep talk Dan. No wonder your sons love you so much.

Julian

We've been through a lot, you and I. We'll get through this.

Brooke (to Haley)

What happened to your face? Wife beat you up?

Dan (to Julian)

Then you're gonna be here for a long time, like the old man who eats his buttons.

Logan

Dude, you're colder than Chris Keller.

Chris
Displaying quotes 1 - 9 of 11 in total