One Tree Hill "The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get" Quotes
Chuck: Where we goin'?
Chase: Dude, it's late on a school night, does it matter?
Chuck: Good point.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Random Guy: Are you the angry chicken reporter?
Millie: That's me.
Random Guy: That was awesome by the way. Can I have your autograph?
• Rating: Unrated
Haley: Ooh, you wanna watch Psych?
Quinn: Never heard of it. Is it any good?
Haley: Nahh.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chase: You can show your va-jay-jay in a sex tape, but God forgive they know you wear glasses.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nathan: Ian's a hell of a prospect and he's gonna need an agent.
Kellerman: I didn't say I didn't want him represented Mr. Scott. I simply don't want him represented by you.
• Rating: Unrated
Millie: I AM hot. My chicken feet are sweating like you wouldn't believe.
• Rating: Unrated
Haley: You tried to stuff me into a stingray. You were so not ready.
• Rating: Unrated
Quinn: You cried wolf, wolf crier.
• Rating: Unrated
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