One Tree Hill Season 6 Episode 1: "Touch Me I'm Going To Scream, Part 1" Quotes
Haley: What is with you and naked nannies in the pool? [After Nathan catches a topless Mom Deb/Nanny Deb in the pool.]
Nathan: So how are things at the studio? Peyton pulling out of her funk yet?
Haley: Actually, Peyton was out all night, with Lucas.
Nathan: Is that right? What do you suppose they're doing?
Peyton: Responsible-I've-not-been-attacked-by-Psycho-Derek text message sent.
Lucas: Responsible-I-know-I've-been-dark-lately-but-everything's-ok message sent.
Peyton: Oh, it's a message from you! It says "Peyton, I love you, let's go get married, Lucas" Can a text message change your life?
Lucas: God, I hope so.
Victoria: You don't like me do you?
Millecent: No.
Victoria: Because you feel like I've mistreated you.
Millicent: No, because you're an evil bitch.
Gus: It's the most important thing there is. Love. Finding the right person to spend your life with.
Lucas: I know I made the right choice.
Gus: That's where it gets you. Thinking you had a choice. Love finds you, Son, you don't find love. It's got a little bit to do with destiny, fate, what's written in the stars. A lot to do with the simple fact most women are smarter than we are. And wily. Your sorry butt never had a chance. But if you want to believe you had a choice in the matter, I'd say you made a good one.
Lucas: Why is that?
Gus: Because she showed up and she sure is pretty.
Lucas: So, I made dinner reservations for tonight, if you want?
Peyton: Actually, I was thinking maybe we could just stay in, have a quiet dinner, kiss a while. And there is a chance that I could be rocking some slightly dirty girl lingerie underneath these jeans.
Lucas: I think I need to sit down.
Lucas: Happy Anniversary!
Peyton: Go back out!
Lucas: Why? Is the mail man here again?
Peyton: No. He just put on his pants and jumped out the window, but he did leave you an anniversary gift and I haven't wrapped it yet. Hi babe.
Lucas: Hey wifey! These are for you.
Peyton: Oh!! They're beautiful! Thank you! How was your day?
Lucas: It was good. It is good. You know can't believe it's been a year.
Peyton: Time flies when you get what you wish for.
Brooke: Hey, handsome. These are for you, for our one year anniversary!
Lucas: Um, Brooke, I'm your husband. I'm supposed to give you flowers.
Brooke: I know. But I wanted to make sure I'd like them.
Old man: Three simple cards, three beautiful ladies, real simple, son, all you gotta do is pick one.
Lucas: All right.
Old man: Just follow the heart.