Then you're gonna be here for a long time, like the old man who eats his buttons.

Logan

Dude, you're colder than Chris Keller.

Chris

Chase: We should burn those sheets.
Tara: You mean bronze 'em, champ?

What's it take to be a Tree Hill cop these days? Pen?

Dan

Logan: You're not afraid anymore?
Clay: No, I'm still a little bit afraid, but I'm working on it.

Logan: Flying's the best part!
Clay: I just didn't want to crash.
Logan: Crashing's the second best part.

I know your type. I used to be a bit of a bitch just for the sake of being one, but now I am a bitch for the sake of my friends and family. You do not want to test that!

Brooke

Chuck Scolnik has never been more disappointed in you.

Chuck

Chase: How'd you get in here?
Chuck: I took Alex's key. She didn't want it.

If I catch you near my family again, I'll kill you.

Dan

You fat.

Skills (to Mouth)
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Dan: I did the crime.
Haley: That doesn't mean you have to get hammered for it all the time.

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.