Season 6, Episode 2: "One Million Billionth of a Millisecond on a Sunday Morning"
Deb: Jamie I was not kissing Uncle Skills. I mean, first of all, he's your parents age and one of Uncle Lucas's best friends. It just wouldn't be right.Jamie: I think it'd be cool
Deb: Yeah?
Jamie: Yeah... Grampa Skills!
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Nathan: I scored 35 points that night and each basket was like my own personal version of a Haley James pick-up line.
Haley: It worked.
Nathan: I played that game for you, Haley and you know what? I'd give it up for you too. Because as much as I love playing the game and the person that I am when I play it, I love being a husband and a father more.
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Jamie: When you get married, do I have to be the ring bearer again?
Lucas: Not if you don't want to.
Jamie: Good because last time it didn't work out so well.
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Brooke: Congratulations!
Peyton: It's kinda sudden, right?
Brooke: Are you kidding? The rest of the world's been waiting on you two idiots since high school.
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Peyton: Hey best friend!
Brooke: Hey, you didn't come home last night?
Peyton: Oh yeah, that's cuz I'm in LA with Lucas, and we want you to be the first to know, we're getting married!
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Maid at Hotel: Oh excuse me!
Peyton: It's okay we're getting married! [maid leaves] Um okay, so you know how you said our wedding should be a dream come true?
Lucas: Oh boy!
Peyton: Now, I know I never wanted my wedding to be princess for a day but,I would like it if your mom was there and [cell phone ringing] It's Brooke, can I tell her?
Lucas: Sure, you can tell her we're coming home for the ceremony.
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Lucas: When I was a kid I used to love to jump on my bed. I'd pretend I could fly. I'd pretend I could dunk. I was happy. My mom would pass the room and shout, "Lucas Scott, if you break that box spring, you'll be sleeping on the floor for the rest of your life."
Peyton: Well, here's the good news if you have to sleep on the floor, I will sleep there with you.
Lucas: For the rest of your life?
Peyton: Definitely.
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Season 6, Episode 1: "Touch Me I'm Going To Scream, Part 1"
Haley: What is with you and naked nannies in the pool? [After Nathan catches a topless Mom Deb/Nanny Deb in the pool.]Nathan: So how are things at the studio? Peyton pulling out of her funk yet?
Haley: Actually, Peyton was out all night, with Lucas.
Nathan: Is that right? What do you suppose they're doing?
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Peyton: Responsible-I've-not-been-attacked-by-Psycho-Derek text message sent.
Lucas: Responsible-I-know-I've-been-dark-lately-but-everything's-ok message sent.
Peyton: Oh, it's a message from you! It says "Peyton, I love you, let's go get married, Lucas" Can a text message change your life?
Lucas: God, I hope so.
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Victoria: You don't like me do you?
Millecent: No.
Victoria: Because you feel like I've mistreated you.
Millicent: No, because you're an evil bitch.
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