One Tree Hill

One Tree Hill Season 1 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 1 Episode 9: "With Arms Outstretched"

Deb: (to Dan) Pack a bag and get out or so help me God, I will stab you in your sleep.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 8: "The Search for Something More"

Lucas: So why'd you call me, anyway? Why not Nathan or one of the guys?
Brooke: Because I knew you'd come through.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brooke: We're young. We're fine. Let's do some damage.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lucas: A guy drugged Peyton's drink at a party. Brooke called me for help. I took her home, waited until she felt better. Truth.
Karen: As excuses go, that's pretty solid. Is she okay?
 • Rating: Unrated

Karen: Please tell me you were stuck in a land with no phones.
Lucas: I know I should have called.
Karen: Coming home would've been another option.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brooke: What's your idea of your perfect date?
Haley: Watching you get hit by a bus.
Brooke: And a sense of humor. Nathan's really lucky.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Haley: You know I keep... I keep putting myself out there and you keep blowing it and it's probably a good thing because at this point there is nothing that you can say or do that's gonna surprise me.
Nathan: (kisses her)
Haley: Except that. You shouldn't have done that, Nathan.
Nathan: But I wanted to.
Haley: Yeah.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Haley: Trying to wake up my parents? That's their room...
Nathan: Wait, Haley, look, I need to apologize, okay?
Haley: You should buy 'em in bulk if you're gonna hand apologies out that often.
Nathan: Look will you just... I don't know how to do this all right...? I'm... I'm not like you
Haley: What does that mean?
Nathan: All right, I screw up a lot, all right... and being around you, I just... I don't wanna be that guy any more.
Haley: Well, who do you wanna be, Nathan?
Nathan: I wanna be somebody who's good enough to be seen with you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tim: Hey Nathan, what's up man?
Nathan: Hey guys, you know Haley. She's my tutor...
Tim: This looks a lot like a date to me.
Nathan: No man, definitely not.
Tim: (leaving) All right, see you later.
Nathan: I'm sorry about that.
Haley: Are you embarrassed to be seen with me? And why are you only nice to me when we're alone?
Nathan: It's just...
Haley: You know, for an hour you almost got me to believe that you're not a son of a bitch but, God, you fooled me again.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nathan: So you couldn't have ordered a lobster?
Haley: Dude, macaroni and cheese is food of the Gods.
Nathan: Yeah, if the Gods are five-year-olds.
 • Rating: Unrated

Karen: You remember when you said the other night that I had good instincts and that I should trust them?
Keith: Yeah.
Karen: (kisses Keith) You were right.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 7: "Life in a Glass House"

Brooke: We have a hot tub.
Lucas: Brooke, I ...
Brooke: We have a naked me in the hot tub.
Lucas: What if I told you there was someone else?
Brooke: Well, then normally I'd suggest a threesome.
 • Rating: Unrated

Deb: She's young enough to be your daughter. And in this town, she might just be.
Dan: Ouch!
Deb: Sorry, couldn't resist.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nathan: Why is the coach so easy with you, Jagielski?
Jake: We party together.
Tim: Maybe they're lovers.
Nathan: Why? Did you two break up?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 6: "Every Night Is Another Story"

Lucas: (voiceover) As happens sometimes, a moment settled and hovered and remained for much more than a moment. And sound stopped and movement stopped for much, much more than a moment. Then gradually time awakened again and moved sluggishly on.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Karen: Lucas called tonight a date for us. And for a while, I pretended that it was. And it felt good.
Keith: Can I tell you a secret?
Karen: Sure. Go ahead.
Keith: I pretended that too.
Karen: (smiles)
Keith: I love you. Always have.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nathan: I remember this one summer, I was playing little league baseball, and I was the pitcher, and my dad was the coach. Anyway, this kid, Billy Lyons, he was a great hitter. Everything he hit was a homerun. So, you know, he got up to the plate and there was nobody on base, so I just walked him. Four straight pitches, nothing even close to a strike. So my dad calls a timeout, comes to the mound, and I'm thinking he's gonna say like, smart move or good thinking son, something like that. But instead... instead he grabs me by the arm, and he kicks me in the ass as hard as he can. I mean, he literally took me by the arm so that I wouldn't like, go flying, he kicked me so hard. Then he brought Stevie Planking in to pitch, sat me on the bench, never mentioned it again.
Lucas: That sucks.
Nathan: Yeah. So just think about that the next time you're feeling sorry for yourself.
 • Rating: Unrated

Keith: Oh, what do you know? We finally got the center aisle this year. Guy must've thought I said Dan Scott.
Karen: No. Dan's table has one spot for Dan and five for his ego.
 • Rating: Unrated

Thing: Okay, the game isn't called two punks staring at each other. It's called Gladiator. Get to it.
Lucas: Alright, you can screw yourself. Because there's no way in hell that the two of us are going to fight. (Nathan tackles Lucas) Or maybe we are.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lucas: So this Haley thing... you know, for some reason, she feels like you're not full of crap. Don't take advantage of that.
Nathan: I'm not going to.
Lucas:I know you're not. Because if you do, you're going to live to regret it.
Nathan: Bring it on. Hey, listen. Look, man, you didn't have to get in that car when those guys grabbed me. Especially after you warned me not to.
Lucas: Right, whatever. You know the way I see it, I mean, if they would've taken you out, who the hell else am I gonna have to fight with, right?
Nathan: Same person I have.
 • Rating: Unrated

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