One Tree Hill

One Tree Hill Season 2 Quotes (Page 4)

Episode 6: "We Might As Well Be Strangers"

Lady: [at yard sale] We'll take this one.
Brooke: Sorry it's not for sale.
Lady: But the price tag says $150.
Brooke: Oh that's a mistake. The one must be a four.
Lady: Okay $450 then. Here you go.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brooke: How do you do it?
Nathan: Do what?
Brooke: You gave up your family's money to be poor, Nate.
Nathan: You know what they say Brooke, money can't buy love.
Brooke: Maybe so, but my mom sure had a good run renting it for a while.
 • Rating: Unrated

Haley: Hi. We didn't recognize the address. We won't buy anything.
Brooke: It's ok, we sold my pride around 8:30. I'd rather see you wearing my clothes than these 50 year old wannabes. So I'll give you the good friend discount.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brooke: Just take it.
Mouth: No, I insist.
Brooke: Thanks Mouth.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brooke: Hey, be careful with that. It's Venetian, and I'm not talking Vegas. You finding anything?
Mouth: Just this picture frame. [the frame still has a picture of Brooke inside].
 • Rating: Unrated

Lucas: What is Felix's deal anyway?
Anna: He's not as bad as he seems.
Lucas: So why didn't you tell Felix about me.
Anna: It just never came up.
Lucas: Look, Anna... I like you. And, I think, if we hang out I'm just gonna like you more, but, I don't wanna sneak around. You gotta talk to Felix.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lucas: [voiceover] Katherine Anne Porter once said: There seems to be a kind of order in the universe in the movement of the stars and in the turning of the earth and the changing of the seasons. But human life is almost pure chaos. Everyone takes his stance, asserts his own rights and feelings, mistaking the motives of others, and his own.
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 5: "I Will Dare"

Haley: I told you; I got dressed, I threw up at my parent's house, brushed, flossed and went to the beach.
Peyton: Ok, hard image to forget. Uh, but, I meant more like, uh, I don't know; how your heart got there. Marriage is big. I don't know how you trust somebody for your whole life. I can't even date somebody with that escape hatch.
Haley: I don't know if it was so much about trusting Nathan, which I do, it was more about trusting myself.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nathan: I can't believe that I'm wearing a skirt!
Tim: Yeah, I know, in public.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nathan: Good evening Mr. or Mrs. Tree Hill resident. We are selling these delicious cookies to raise money for Lady Leprechauns, an organization that empowers us girls to be strong, beautiful women of tomorrow.
 • Rating: Unrated

Felix: It's called dare night... One night... multiple dares.
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 4: "You Can't Always Get What You Want"

Nathan: You know, my wish was more along the lines of Tivo, surround sound.
Haley: Well a car will get you off the bus before Keith fires you for being late. [kiss] And make sure the trunk's big enough to fit a body. Just in case.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nathan: Are you writing a new song or planning on killing me?
Haley: Ehhh, Officially, I'm writing a new song. Unofficially, I'd watch your back... by the way I found a new car on the Internet... looks great.
Nathan: Define great?
Haley: Five hundred bucks great... which actually leaves thirty six bucks in the wish dish so we could probably spring for a full tank of gas.
 • Rating: Unrated

Haley: Hi, nice to meet you.
Felix Taggaro: Girl, you are totally fine.
Haley: Dude I'm totally married.
Felix: Really? Who's the father?
Nathan: Little close aren't you?
Felix: Oh, guess it's you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 3: "Near Wild Heaven"

Nathan: Where are you going?
Haley: Well you know I said tonight was educational. Well, Honey, you're gonna love the homework.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nathan: How was your shower?
Hayley: It was educational.
Nathan: Oh really, what'd you learn?
Haley: Nothing I don't already know... you're the one that I want.
Nathan: Yeah, me too.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brooke: A girl can do anything she puts her mouth to.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hayley: Alright. I'm off. All the important numbers are by the phone... police, fire, pimps.
Nathan: Thanks for worrying about us.
Haley: I'm not worried about you. Have your fun, just remember, you're married now.
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 2: "Truth Doesn't Make A Noise"

Lucas: Yeah. You see, then a funny thing happened; Haley. She showed me that you can find the good in everybody, if you just give them a chance. The benefit of the doubt. Sometimes, people disappoint you. Sometimes they surprise you. But you never really get to know them ... until you listen for what's in their hearts and that's what Haley did with Nathan. That's what we should do for them. So for you skeptics out there, prepare to be surprised. So this is to my ... brother and my little sis in-law, and in love.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Lucas: I think everybody...knows that Nathan and I got off to a pretty sketchy start. Nathan; mutual hatred sound about right?
Nathan: Worse.
 • Rating: Unrated

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