Lucas: You mean your, slutty little tramp stamp?
Haley: I am so barely your friend right now.
Lucas: Sorry.

Haley: Alright, all clear you goof!
Lucas: No Peyton?
Haley: No, you need to apologize to her.
Lucas: Hey, remember all the water balloon battles we use to have up here?
Haley: Don't change the subject. Actually now that you mention it, it was Junior Year the Boy Toy Auction, we had that water balloon fight up here and you saw my tattoo of Nathan's jersey number for the first time.

Nathan: Have you seen your head?
Lucas: Not lately.
Nathan: You have a Mohawk.
Lucas: I do?
Jamie: Awesome. Can I get one, daddy?
Nathan: Sure, if you wanna look goofy like your Uncle Lucas.
Jamie: Kinda like he has a tail, just on his head.
Nathan: Jamie, why don't go get Luke a bottle of water huh?
Jamie: Okay.

Jamie: [to Lucas] I think you drink too much.
Lucas: I think you're right.
Nathan: Damn, at least someone got thrown into a plate glass window. Dude, it seriously does smell like ass in here.

Peyton, I hate you. I wish you'd never came back. You ruined my life.

Lucas

So am I allowed to ask what's going on with you and Lucas? Or is that like saying Voldemort?

Mia

Brooke: How long's it been?
Peyton: About an hour.
Brooke: You said that last time I asked.
Peyton: Well, hon, that was thirty seconds ago.

Most of the time, love doesn't really need words.

Lucas

Skills: You know what heals a broken heart more than anything?
Lucas: What?
Skills: [sniffs] Bacon. Thank God for Millicent.

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