We will probably never be rich...and we'll most likely live in a place that's not that big, but we'll work hard and we'll love each other...and we'll find so much happiness we won't even know what to do with it. We'll share it with our kid. Our kids. Will you marry me?

Bennett

If you say "bean leaves" one more time I'm going to punch you in the f*ck hole.

Leanne

Piper: Someone's grandma douches with disinfectant?
Cindy: Man, this was the pill before there was a pill. It's cheaper than condoms, and make your coochie crack smell like lemon fresh.

I owe my younger self 23 years of wild sex with multiple partners, but I'll settle for my name back.

Red

Orange is the New Black Season 3 Episode 2 Quotes

We will probably never be rich...and we'll most likely live in a place that's not that big, but we'll work hard and we'll love each other...and we'll find so much happiness we won't even know what to do with it. We'll share it with our kid. Our kids. Will you marry me?

Bennett

If you say "bean leaves" one more time I'm going to punch you in the f*ck hole.

Leanne