I'm scared that I'm not myself in here and I'm scared that I am.

Piper

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• Added: December 22, 2013

Holy f*ck I wish we could put this shit on YouTube.

Pornstache

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• Added: December 22, 2013

I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people. What can I say? I'm shallow.

Piper

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• Added: December 22, 2013

Piper: I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming...
Alex: Shhhh... show don't tell.

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• Added: December 22, 2013