Orange is the New Black Season 1 Episode 8: "Moscow Mule" Quotes
You seem depressed, even for prison. You know, if you ever want to talk about it, that's what counselors are for (laughs).Alex
Alex: We were never friends, Piper.
Piper: We weren't?
Alex: No. Never. I loved you. I loved having sex with you.
You're laundry, I'm electric. We're from different worlds.Piper
Oooh. Maria might be in labor. Could you Google symptoms? They're taking bets. If I guess closest to the birth time I could win a Twix.Piper
Claudette: I look Michael Jackson.
Piper: No, I think you've got the wrong skintone. I look like Michael Jackson.