Orange is the New Black
Fridays 8:00 PM on NetflixOrange is the New Black Season 4 Episode 1: "Work That Body For Me" Quotes
Freida: Haven't you ever killed someone before?
Alex: No. Have you?
Freida: That's personal. But if I had, I'd know better than to waste my time digging one six-foot hole when I could dig six one-foot holes.That's just murder math.
Freida: I'm bored. What's the plan?
Alex: Bury him under the floorboards.
Freida: Well, that's dumb.
Crazy Eyes: I -- I don't know if I'm in trouble or not. I...ate...lead.
Taystee: Girl, we've all eaten lead. That's probably why half of us are in here.
What? I'm bored! Can't we have a race war? It'll be fun!
Black Cindy
Janae: Black people can't be racist. We have no power.
Black Cindy: I'm gonna have to call bullsh*t on that. I'm sorry, look, we may not be able to act on our racism, like, put people in a ghetto, send them to sh*tty schools...-kill 'em in the back of police vans. But we sure as sh*t can be racist as everybody else, because this is America. Land of the free, home of the racist.
Lolly: Well, guess who's back on the ground?
Alex: Uh-uh.
Lolly: Come on! [snaps fingers] Shirt up, bra down, floobies out, face slack. Dead girl porn. Cosby dream shot.
Lolly: Ooh, what's that?
Alex: Emoji.
Lolly: They got more of those?
Alex: Hmm, yeah. I mean, there's all kinds.
Lolly: Oh, I like the kitty with the heart eyes. [gasps] And the alien! But that's not how aliens really look.
Gina: Jesus, Chapman. A little magic happens around here and you make it all about you, like you made it happen.
Piper: But I did, that's my point. I'm gangsta. Like with an "A" at the end.
