Orange is the New Black
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It must be hard, being locked up on Valentine's Day. That's all.
Fischer
There she is. Behind every strong man is a strong, c*nt-faced witch monster.
Healy
Man, they f*ckin' with us this way because they know our people's predisposition for hypertension.
Poussey
I couldn't help it. She was talking about wrestling...while crying.
Fischer
You just stood there while she attacked me and then you gave her new teeth.
Piper
Furlough is like the Loch Ness Monster. Much discussed but barely seen.
Healy
Red: Is that supposed to be comforting?
Piper: It probably would be comforting if Clive Owen were here to say it.
Cal: I was hoping you would have like a gnarly scar. Add character... and mystery.
Piper: There's still time.
Pennsatucky: Hey! What are y'all playin'?
Nicky: A game as old as time.
Pennsatucky: Cool. What's it called?
Nicky: Exclusion.
You're slutty, not easy. There's a difference, semantically.
Nicky
My friendship used to come with perks. Now I'm just an angry old Russian lady. Without the free pantyhose and eyeliner I'm not such a draw.
Red
Big Boo: Looks like you got yourself a pet kitten.
Piper: Oh I just want to put her in a bag of rocks and drop her in the river.